Yo Kim! Can We Get Our Money Back!

So Kim Kardashian is getting a divorce. Man I thought this one was going to last. rolls eyes

I knew the attention whore was just trying to get even more attention (attention equates to money in Hollywood) but 72 days? Really Kim K.? That’s a slap in the face to the FIVE MILLION viewers who wasted DVR space on a 90 minute advertisement aka your wedding.

I personally didn’t get to watch it, had laundry to do, but from the commercials I really believed Kim’s tears about “I’m forgetting what this day is really about *insert tears* true love, me starting this life with my best friend, the man God made especially for me”. Okay I added the last bit but dang is it too late for all of you to ask for your time and money back? Once again you’ve been bamboozled by another celebrity wedding.

Besides Khloe (okay I admit I dig Khloe) all the Kardashians can kick rocks in my opinion. We the viewers – wait let me rephrase – YOU the viewers are the ones sending the Kardashians a pay check each week but then complain they are famous for being famous. Funny how that works out. Speaking of which, I  need to cancel my Shoedazzle membership because I realized I too am funding the madness.

Well it’s all entertainment right? I guess, but damn Kim save some men for us.